Dirty Feet

$10.00

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The smell of dirty feet, a pungent aroma of athlete's foot and toe jam. It's like a whiff of cheese that's been left to ferment in a gym bag for a week, with just a hint of vinegar thrown in for good measure. It's the scent of a long day's work, reminding you that sometimes, your feet can really put up a stink. It's like a challenge from the universe to see just how much foulness you can tolerate before your eyes start to water and your stomach starts to turn. Or maybe it's just the smell of a pack of hobbits who've been running through the forest without shoes for a week.

Disclaimer

The smell of dirty feet may cause a sudden aversion to footwear, a desire to pick up a new hobby like cheese-making, or the belief that you are a foot model. We apologize for any sudden urges to start a dirty foot-themed Instagram. We cannot be held responsible for any unexpected foot-fetishes, cheese-making obsessions, or sudden career changes that may occur. Please use footwear and good hygiene practices in accordance with social norms.