Wet Dog

$10.00

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The earthy aroma of wet fur and dog breath. It's like a bucket of old socks and spoiled milk that's been left to soak in a swamp for a week, with just a hint of wet doggy kisses thrown in for good measure. It's the scent of a loyal companion, reminding you that sometimes, even the best of friends can put up a bit of a stink. It's like a challenge from the universe to see just how much puppy love you can handle before your nose starts to twitch and your eyes start to water. Or maybe it's just the smell of a pack of wolves who've been frolicking in the rain, with a side of muddy paw prints and chewed up bones. The smell of wet dog is a fragrant reminder that sometimes, the things we love the most can also be the things that make us smell like we've been rolling around in a dumpster full of wet newspapers.

Disclaimer

The smell of wet dog may cause a sudden desire to adopt all the dogs, a need to buy a large supply of towels, or the belief that you are a dog whisperer. However, we cannot be held responsible for any sudden accumulation of furry friends, excessive use of towels, or barking conversations with dogs that may occur. Please use wet dogs responsibly.